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Eat Shit and Cry

You’ve made the decision to sample human shit for sexual gratification, but you aren’t into it. In the aftermath, is the rest of your life more like recovering from a car wreck, or losing a limb?

“Get the Scoop, Take the Schlong” starring Morgan Freeman’s Cock

Morgan Freeman has agreed to play the lead in a new rom com, only if his co-star is the disabled shock-comic “Donovan CrippDaddy.”

A Time-Traveling Chimp’s Asshole and Johnny Depp

A Chimp from the future has come to 2022 with an important mission, but in a terrible scuffle his asshole becomes fused to Johnny Depp’s arm.

FISTING LINCOLN Pt 2: Bigger Fists, Smaller Midgets

“Honest Abe” honestly loved fisting and midgets, and in the second half of our first two-parter we find our pre-presidential hero in New Orleans, looking for his next great night of fucking.

FISTING LINCOLN Pt 1: Abe’s Circus Orgy Paradise

If Abraham Lincoln was into fisting and midgets, what would a memorable night of fucking look like? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox dive in to his sordid early years and share the sexy and disturbing secrets.

Hungry Hungry Vagina

You’re fisting a woman. Your hand is deep in there when suddenly her pussy clamps down and won’t let go. What do the next 24 hours look like? Max Mooseman and HarperTheFox discuss.

Did I Poop the Bed?

It’s the end of the longest day ever and once you’re finally settled in bed, you rip a suspicious fart. On a 1-100% scale, how sure do you have to be that you pooped the bed to get up and do a serious check?