The Art of Independent Adult Entertainment
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ARTICLE: “Making New Porn.” Excerpt: Yesterday, my sexy bearded workmate and I filmed three new pornos in the span of 2 hours, hitting new fetish categories that are often requested.
ARTICLE: “Music Biz Tip: Everyone Sucks When They Start.” Get on your knees, be humble, and eagerly accept into your mouth the cocks of people with influence. -
“Fuck the List.” EXCERPT: For the last few days, I have been really down. I have a long list of things to be sad about that all seem reasonable… and, fuck that list. -
ARTICLE: "How I get Horny" Excerpt: If you believe that people who cam or make porn are horny 100% of the time, you are mistaken. I am a normal person, and my arousal comes and goes. -
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ARTICLE: The Rapist Watching Me
ARTICLE: “How to Tell if Your Dog is a Nazi.” Excerpt: Recent evidence shows that Nazi propagandists have begun to target one of the internet’s most beloved creatures: dogs.
“Well-Made Tools and Penny-Pinching Fools.” Excerpt: Writer and podcaster Gretchen Rubin first introduced me to the phrase, “Well-made tools make work a joy.” It’s taken me years to accept this truth.
“Fucking Junkies.” EXCERPT: What is addiction? I have always had trouble pinning it down. People can be addicted to anything and people can do anything without being an addict. -
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ARTICLE: “Empower Your Children: Tell Them They Are Retarded” Excerpt: The reason is simple. We cheer for retards, simply for focusing on the basics. But too many children walk around the idea that they are too good for such basic labor. -
ARTICLE: “Yes, you can buy happiness. Buy a dog.” Excerpt: I am so grateful for this playful, goofy, loving creature. Since Max and I adopted him a couple of years ago, everything has gotten better. -
ARTICLE: “Easy(going) Cam Sluts.” Excerpt: Yesterday, as I shook my titties in front of a huge crowd, I recalled an apparent trend in cammng-- when I put the least upfront effort into a show, it does the best. -
ARTICLE: “The Ho Guide to Job Interviews.” So you’ve nailed a big job interview as a receptionist at a hair salon. There’s glitter in literally every pair of underwear you own, and you’re looking to lead a more grown-up, put-together lifestyle. -
ARTICLE: “Suffocated by the Sex.” Excerpt: I feel like I can’t breathe. When this kind of panic happens during sex I usually, immediately, ejaculate… It is the armed robbery of release. -
ARTICLE: “I am a Money Magnet. I am growing my balls.” - Nobody knows whether or not I am some stupid, ridiculous slut with delusions of grandeur. I don’t know how my story will play out, and neither do you. -
"How to Cultivate Depression" - Shmilk the Cartoon Contributor | Dirty Folk | We all know that having clinical depression is a free pass to behave like a total dick, and to expect others to bow to your whims. So how do you get it? -
ARTICLE: “I can’t work until I have my fully-stocked mansion in the woods.” It happens often-- that niggling thought creeps into my mind, the one which says I am missing something essential to success. -
PORN NAME - “Taking a new name, cutting off the people who knew this old me, and starting over was my suicidal fantasy come true. I killed that pathetic bitch I used to be and just started again.” -
“How a Pornstar Opens Her Throat.” There I was-- huge headphones over my ears, a microphone in front of my face, and a song to sing which I barely knew. -
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https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/15/making-new-porn/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/14/music-biz-tip-everyone-sucks-when-they-start/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/13/fuck-the-list/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/12/how-i-get-horny/
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https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/09/orders-and-customs/
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Broadcasting live from a sex site, I just had an interaction with a convicted rapist. And wonder if I was the asshole.
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READ MORE:
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/10/the-rapist-watching-me/
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https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/09/how-to-tell-if-your-dog-is-a-nazi/
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https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/07/well-made-tools/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/06/fucking-junkies/
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https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/09/orders-and-customs/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/04/empower-your-children-tell-them-they-are-retarded/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/02/buy-happiness-buy-a-dog/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/11/01/easygoing-cam-sluts/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/31/the-ho-guide-to-job-interviews/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/30/suffocated-by-the-sex/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/30/i-am-a-money-magnet-i-am-growing-my-balls/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/28/how-to-cultivate-depression/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/26/i-cant-work-until-i-have-my-fully-stocked-mansion-in-the-woods/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/26/porn-name/
https://dirtyfolk.com/2019/10/25/how-a-pornstar-opens-her-throat/
