art by Tara @SentFrmHeaven_

The chicken stood, quaking in his chicken boots. It was coming. That dark, terrifying end that he always knew was approaching…

He’d had his whole life to prepare, but what can really prepare you for this? He forgot to kiss his chicken-wife goodbye this morning. A whole pile of eggs at this moment lie underneath her beautiful belly… MY GOD, I’LL NEVER SEE MY CHILDREN!┬áhe thinks in chicken-agony.

Heavy footfalls from giant boots. The moment is approaching.

Oh christ, oh christ, oh christ…!

The blade is sharp. He feels… nothing.

The whiteness that enfolds him, is that his own feathers, being hastily plucked? Or… something else?

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