ROCK BOTTOM

art by Tara @SentFrmHeaven_

Mosquitos deserve to die. Most critters are either absolutely wonderful and cute, or they are majestic, or they have at least SOME redeeming value. But mosquitos? They are aggressive, blood-sucking fiends. They deserve to die because if you don’t slap them now, they will get you later. They will make you itch at the very least, and at worst they could FUCKING GIVE YOU MALARIA.

That’s what sucks the most about them. You hear that little buzz, and it could mean annoyance, or HORRIBLE VIOLENT DEATH.

So. Preemptively. DEATH TO MOSQUITOS.

If you give us $17, the next time I swat a mosquito, I’ll be thinking of YOU, sweetie-face.

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