art by Tara @SentFrmHeaven_

The right time to hit a woman, enumerated in a list:

1. If she hits you first and you need to subdue her

2. If she has a mosquito on her face

3. If she’s about to walk into oncoming traffic and you have to swat her away

4. If she’s touching your naughty bits and you say no and she doesn’t stop

5. If you wake up and discover she has become Ronda Rousey

Ronda, is that you? If it is, can you give us $26?

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