THE FUCKING SONG

a song by The Dirty Folk and Harper the Fox

If I were a door

I’d slam you everytime that I pass

And if I were a hubcap

I’d rim you while you’re getting gas.

And if I turned soil with metallic tongs

I’d plow you in the cornfield all day long

But since I am a person

I’ll just sing you the fucking song. 

The fucking song, the fucking song– 

This is the Fucking Song.

Lyrics and performance by Harper the Fox.

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